If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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