you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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