Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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