2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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