Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Everything about him screamed your future.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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