He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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