if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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