would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
