Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Randomize
