i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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