i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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