He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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