farters have to be the big spoon...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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