wakey wakey hands off snakey
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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