Your face is a jimmy john
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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