The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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