all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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