Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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