I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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