i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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