I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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