bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I could fuck to npr.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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