So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
