There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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