I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You can't motorboat a personality
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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