it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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