hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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