Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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