I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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