youre lurking in front of me
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
