Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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