Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
no, he came in my armpit
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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