we're blogging at a bar
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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