Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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