all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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