if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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