If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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