I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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