i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dignity is for republicans.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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