The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
