Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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