I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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