whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
there is puke in my bra ... again
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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