And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
