Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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