I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
These tits shall not be calmed
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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