We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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