Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
