You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you had me at cake vodka
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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