Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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