ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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