and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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