Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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