maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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