Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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